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X-Mas
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Dec. 25th, 2005 @ 12:26 pm
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Current Mood:  cheerful |
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Dec. 14th, 2005 @ 01:09 pm
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When we were young the future was so bright
The old neighborhood was so alive
And every kid on the whole damn street
Was gonna make it big and not be beat
Good luck on finals kiddies....I know I'm fucked!!
Current Mood: cheerful |
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Off to the north....
Current Mood: rejuvenated |
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Alex Grey in Manhattan (Check it out)
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fucking SWEEEEEEEET!!!! el crazy donkey is el sick venue...it's el truth
Nov. 14th, 2005 @ 09:20 pm
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The Craig Machine has arrived ladies and gentlemen. And it is magical...
Vanilla Ice Cream , Whittlin' Man, Halloween, Mixer at Delta Chi, and many more...
Nov. 4th, 2005 @ 03:29 pm
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Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic
response. Remember that...
Eternal...
Oct. 23rd, 2005 @ 11:01 pm
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For all of you who count calories:
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands................................8 Calories
With one hand.................................12 Calories
With your teeth..............................485 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection...............................6 Calories
Without an erection.........................3315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris.....................8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot...................4092 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary......................................12 Calories
69 lying down..................................78 Calories
69 standing up................................812 Calories
Wheelbarrow...................................216 Calories
Doggy Style...................................326 Calories
Italian chandelier...........................2912 Calories
ORGASMS:
Real..........................................112 Calories
Fake.........................................1315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging..................................................18
Calories
Getting up immediately...............................................36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately...........816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years....................................36 Calories
30-39 years....................................80 Calories
40-49 years...................................124 Calories
50-59 years..................................1972 Calories
60-69 years..................................7916 Calories
70 and over..............................Results are still pending
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.....................................................32 Calories
In a hurry.................................................98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door.........5218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door........13,521 Calories
love is a beautiful thing...
Oct. 21st, 2005 @ 01:21 pm
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I have never let schooling
interfere with my education.
And I don't ever intend to...
Oct. 13th, 2005 @ 11:41 pm
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